1. “Solutions”

    A few weeks ago I heard a woman at work complaining about how much weight she’d gained over the holidays. To make herself feel better, she said in a bright mocking voice, “It’s okay!! I’ll just be proud of being a big girl! I’ll own these size 10s!” as if that was the worst thing that could ever befall a person.

    Today I heard her bragging that she only eats 1 meal a day (lunch) and never works out. So, glad that’s working out for you! I will just keep eating like a normal person, working out and not saying ignorant shit.