I’m at the airport as I write this (don’t cry for me, Argentina, it’ll be worth getting up this early). In the past year they added the Auntie Anne’s (giant buttery soft pretzel chain often found in malls, for those unfamiliar) to this terminal. It doesn’t look open but there’s a big ad on one side with the words:
Welcome To Forces Beyond Your Control
I can’t claim I’ve never eaten there before, but what a flattering assumption to make about your target audience. Eat up guys, because we have power over you and we know it! It’s funny how weak you are!
I’ll be damned if I let a pretzel tell me what to do. Yeesh.
