But I still have 94 monkeys to go

sarakatherine:

The Real Manhattan Diet.

This is really funny and not just a little bit true. Don’t get me wrong, I gained about 25 pounds when I moved here (subsequently lost and more). But if crying and worrying burned more calories, maybe I wouldn’t have! By the way, this is an article about The Manhattan Diet, the real book they’re referencing.

My new hot diet is the Eating Random Groceries In The Pantry To Save Up For More Fun Adventures diet. I hear Sarah Jessica Parker’s a big fan (not really).