Yo milfitude! Guess what I did today!
I used the rowing machine! After work I went to a “Club Strength” class (and found out what an inverted plank was… and then died), then I ellipticized, and then I was casting about for one more thing to do so I set the rowing machine to the 2nd lowest interval which was 2000 meters. I did it in 12:18, which is not a great time, but I tried it and I was kind of into it. Cardio options that don’t strain the legs are few and far between (let’s see, hand-cycling, swimming…)
Now my forearms hurt and I am totally T-rexing. Sweet!
I decided to keep the parade going so I went to a free stand-up comedy class and I wrote a bit about the rude girl from yesterday. My first bit! I am not a comedian but a high school classmate has an open mic night and I want to try it, but first I have to be less terrified enough to go watch it and see what I would have to do to be in it. Since I was terrified to even go to this class and it wasn’t even bad… we’ll see. I promise I will not start flogging my GREAT JOKEZ on this blog all the time.
Now to doze off while reading Runner’s World.
(I’m so embarrassed about how long I spent looking for this screencap from the famous “He STOLE our WEBSITE” scene in “The Social Network.” Now I just want to watch the movie again. He STOLE our WEBSITE!)