I lost 70 pounds and I almost ran the New York Marathon in 2012. So, what's next?
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"I'm in the hall already, on the wall already/ I'm a work of art, I'm a Warhol already." --Jay-Z
Today I wanted to stress-eat a sleeve of Girl Scout cookies because I’m volunteering after work and the kids have been bonkers lately. Instead I made them some Mad Libs.
It’s Tumblr’s fault that I even know this song. Enjoy the earworm, kids! (I also made a Justin Bieber one, for the fans.)