I’m sure I packed it this morning, so I must have lost that sports bra on Third Avenue when I was digging in my bag for my keys today. If this were a romantic comedy, the bra would be picked up by some exotic endangered bird for its nest, my comic efforts to reclaim it (I hate heights! And being shat on!) foiled by an environmental activist (Mark Scruffalo, please) with whom I would banter till we realized it was fate. But here in the real world, I’m just glad it wasn’t my favorite sports bra.
But I still have 94 monkeys to go
I lost 70 pounds and I almost ran the New York Marathon in 2012. So, what's next?
Email: 94monkeys (at) gmaildotcom
"I'm in the hall already, on the wall already/ I'm a work of art, I'm a Warhol already." --Jay-Z
