When I’m a better runner, I’ll register for a marathon.
When I’m in single digit sizing, I’ll buy a new wardrobe.
When I’m more comfortable with myself, I’ll date.
When I get the excess skin removed, I’ll get that tattoo.
When I have more experience, I’ll apply for my dream job.
When I’m skinny, I’ll be happy.
When I’m older, I’ll be taken seriously.
When I’m making more money, I’ll take a spontaneous trip.
When I get nicer furniture and art on the walls, I’ll have everyone over for a party.
I waited for a really long time, too long, thinking certain things could only be attempted or done or reached or accomplished under a certain set of specific conditions.
Fuck the conditions.