One of my roommates jokes that I can’t really be running as long as I say, because I’m so “calm” (read: “NAP IMMINENT”) when I get back from a run.
Her latest theory is that I have a regular weekend booty call… from 4AM to 11AM.
This is funny for a lot of reasons, but let me focus on one that won’t make us all uncomfortable. If you’re getting up at 4AM at the behest of someone else, don’t spend an hour and a half getting ready (as I do before long runs). Either go get some, or go back to bed. You’ll be a lot happier.
I mean, sheesh.