Step 1: Open up “Track My Runners” application for the NYC Marathon to try and figure it out for family and friends.
Step 2: Panic when you don’t find yourself by name in there. Panic a LOT.
Step 3: Dig up bib number (#65397) from one of the 800,000 marathon-related emails you have now saved, like some kind of digital hoarder.
Step 4: Meet last year’s owner of your bib number, fantasize about alternate life in which you are a 62 year old man from Milan (who totally negative split this shit, so nice job, Roberto).